Posts tagged comedy

Link: Bitches Gotta Eat [the blog]

I saw Samantha Irby at a storytelling & poetry event put on by Chicago Slam Works this week and subscribed to her blog bitches gotta eat. Here’s a link to her open letter entitled, “Dear White people, I love you.”

One of my favorite lines “i’m black, ho. FUCK EARTH

bitches gotta eat (samantha irby) / CC BY-ND 3.0

Al Madrigal from the daily Show speaks to both sides of debate over the banning of the Mexican-American studies program in Tucson, Arizona.

“I base my thoughts on hearsay from others.”

-Michael Hicks, Tucson School Board Member

“They would go out every week and buy burritos and feed these kids… What that does is build more of a bond between the teacher and the students”

-Michael Hicks, Tucson School Board Member

“Honestly this law won’t be applied to any other of our courses.  It was strictly written for one course, which is the Mexican-American studies program.”

-Michael Hicks, Tucson School Board Member

“The African-American studies program is still there.  It’s not teaching the resentment of a race or class of people.”

-Michael Hicks, Tucson School Board Member

“I’m a black kid.  Try to teach me about slavery without me feeling resentment toward white people.”

-Al Mardrigal, Daily Show Correspondent

This Bain thing is probably gonna hurt Mitt Romney on the long run.

I give a fuck about an Oxford comma. This was brought to me by Lorell.

I give a fuck about an Oxford comma. This was brought to me by Lorell.

This movie looks awesome!!! Heart warming, uplifting, everything I’d want in a feel good flick.

Amye Frye showed me this.  We just watched this with fellow tumblr pancakesforone.

Chicago White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen was traded to the Florida Marlins.  Although this isn’t Ozzie, it isn’t far from what he was like.  Frankly, I’m a gigger Ozzie fan than I am a White Sox fan.

I love the Onion News Network. They’re super well produced, well written, and always hilarious.